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- Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.
- Bruce Schneier memorizes his one-time pads.
- P = NP in Bruce Schneier’s very presence.
- Bruce Schneier is computationally infeasible.
- When Bruce Schneier does modulo arithmetic, there are no remainders. Ever.