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- Bruce Schneier writes his books and essays by generating random alphanumeric text of an appropriate length and then decrypting it.
- Bruce Schneier’s tears can burn holes through an OpenBSD firewall. Lucky for us, Bruce Schneier never cries.
- Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.
- Bruce Schneier can change most random distributions. With his fists.
- Ron Rivest wears Bruce Schneier pajamas.