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- The universe was created to serve as Bruce Schneier’s crib text.
- The nuclear launch codes held by the President of the United States are secured by an unbreakable system: a plain brown envelope with a picture of Bruce Schneier on the flap.
- In a fight between Ron Rivest and Adi Shamir, the winner would be Bruce Schneier.
- Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob’s shared secret.
- Bruce Schneier doesn’t need steganography to hide data in innocent-looking files. He just pounds it in with his fist.