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- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris invented the term “MILF” right before he did your mom.
- If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
- When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
- You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.