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- Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
- When J. Robert Oppenheimer, the chief architect of the Manhattan Project said “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”, he was actually referring to Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris isn’t a doctor, but he can put you in a hospital.
- Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.