Crazy Things on the Beach
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- This beach has: A marooned group of pirate philosophers. They seek enlightenment, and booty.
- This beach has: A giant sea-snail with a jaunty outlook on life, and an entire other world inside its shell.
- This beach has: A boot. You rolled a damn 1, what did you expect?
- This beach has: Squid-puke.
- This beach has: A sea-demon. You’d think it would go all monster-attack, but nah. Smooth, sophisticated stealer of souls. With gills. Who smells like tuna. Okay, it sounds bad on paper, but he makes it work.