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- When a group of kids disappear downtown while urban spelunking through a closed asylum, your wizard Hairy has sex with the zombie of his best friends wife knowing he won't care because she's now a zombie. But will Hairy succeed when pitted against a Chicago Police Department and a Navy Seal Team 3?
- When a neighbor's house burns down mysteriously, your mage Steve gets out his Tarot deck and starts drawing. But will Steve succeed when pitted against a tall gorgeous blonde elf damsel and a Chicago Police Department?
- When a neighbor's house burns down mysteriously, your detective Mishna sets out to abuse the Charm Person spell on all involved. But will Mishna succeed when pitted against a lonely hero sociopath cyborg and a Mexican Drug Cartels?
- When a zombie outbreak, Class III overtakes Chicago, your company man Man With No Name goes to join their ranks. But will the Man With No Name succeed when pitted against a team of warlocks and an Armenian Mafia?
- When an ordinary hockey team from Anaheim wins the Stanley Cup, your mystic ninja Woo Shoo gets out his Tarot deck and starts drawing. But will Woo Shoo succeed when pitted against a pink haired street doc?