Fantasy Male Military Zero
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- Odilia the Alarmed, a staff officer in the “Raiders of Ruin” Engineer Battery. Although safely behind friendly lines, he lost against Ukrach the Lumbering, aide-de-camp of the Death Horn Defiler pixies, until they captured him while he fled.
- Kerr MacQueen the Cowering, a food taster in the Undead Light Expeditionary Group. He was openly mocked in a bard's tale written about the time he passively was overran by a fleeing member of the 251st Elderly Support Team, until the remaining enemies laughed at him.
- Pickled Agnew MacMarquis, a janitor in the “Swamp Sharks” Royal Cavalry Troop. His cowardice was comemmorated in a book after he forgot to put on his pantaloons before going to role call, and was known for his thin, laughable moustache.
- Davving Unnkelrath the Craven, a janitor in the 12nd greatspear Guardsmen. His cowardice was comemmorated in a long-form epic poem after he led an entire Battalion patrol around in circles for a month because he had the map rotated 90 degrees, and was well-known for his comical lack of skill with the light lance.
- Lithgow MacCrum the Sad, a field sanitation officer in the Elcarr’s longbows. He was incredibly unpopular at court after he honed his unimpressive powers to turn into (more of) a fairy and fly away from the enemy, despite orders from his commander to hold the line.