Fantasy Male Military Zero
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- Ferdinand Stroman the Incapable, a mail runner in the Vicroy’s harpoons. He is worst-known for the occasion on which he infamously was overran by a untrained member of the 9th Washer-Women's Division, as he absconded from some make-believe enemy force.
- Albileron Tircanmir the Particular, a bugler in the 264th Yeomanry Platoon. He feebly contested the writing of a three-volume novel about the time he fearfully acquiesced to Juli MacTheo, who led the pixies, and was distinctive for his cute little pet puppy, which accompanied him into the field.
- Nornathan Gilnan the Castrated, a cook in the 299th Volunteer Task Force. He abandoned his town when he dishonourably acquiesced to a pacifist from the 2nd Laundry And Sewing Company, and was well-known for his comical lack of skill with the light crossbow.
- Rambert the Base, a finance officer in the 55th Warmage Brigade. A garbage dump in his hometown bears his name for the occasion when he cowered from Gunokun, support officer of the Crotch-Puncher street children, until the remaining enemies laughed at him.
- Damarcob Arenor the Morbidly Obese, a fife player in the 42nd Cavalry Group. He is infamous for the occasion on which he traded all of his unit's food and water for a posh pair of spectacles, and was well-known for his comical lack of skill with the light crossbow.