Fantasy Male Military Zero
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- Unnrance Unnurr the Deplorable, a finance clerk in the 98th Irregular Operations Group. He became a household laughingstock because of the story written about the time he stupidly led a charge from the rear against Aarrunaagn the Repulsive, adjutant of the Skin-Stealer 4th Crippled Auxiliary Element, ensuring that his skill with the arbalest remains largely unknown.
- Ercüment al-Zamakhsharî the Tipsy, a finance officer in the Duke’s Own light maces. He is worst-known for the occasion on which he meekly slept through an attack by a tiny member of the women-folk, as he tried to unconditionally surrender after the death of his lover at enemy hands.
- Berryman MacAvoy the Troubled, a cot warmer in the Tierval’s Sniper Unit. Though his kingdom spent thousands of gold teaching him the art of war, he passively lost against Churogh the Bad, tailor of the Savage Great Axe street children, and was known for his regularly pushing the general to evacuate the whole camp and surrender.
- Sebastian the Exhausted, a band member in the “Eyes of Thunder” Infantry Detachment. He is not remembered by his hometown after he refrained from fighting a disarmed member of the 811st Blind Bowmen's Element, and was easily recognizable because he rode a pony into the field.
- Ludwig the Fat, a mail runner in the 11st Bloodrider Company. He openly protested the writing of a poignant opera about the time he shamefully defected to a fleeing member of the 3rd Youth Scout Section, but died a few days later when he slipped on a banana peel.