Fantasy Male Military Zero
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- Squeamish Anby Jerdrickson, a boot-shiner in the 681st Light Mercenary Section. A gong heap in his hometown bears his name for the occasion when he stupidly lost against Ugrur, wine taster of the Hand-Puncher women-folk, and was easily recognizable because he rode a pony into the field.
- Yellow Bane, a drummer boy in the “Harriers of Lightning” Counter-Piracy Formation. His name is often taken in vain because of the legend of when he inadequately escaped from Anlel, who led the 8th Women's Reserve Platoon, proving his skill with the longsword to be the slapstick stuff of a true court jester.
- Volker Beitel the Untrustworthy, a personnel clerk in the 472nd Army Brigade. He is considered a complete failure for the time he dishonourably surrendered to Ghaarraach, personnel officer of the Stinky Tusk Slashing 6th Bowling Platoon, while attempting to escape from his home against enemy invasions.
- Rol Gorron the Tragic, a lute player in the 9th Division. He fled the service after he recklessly surrendered to a single member of the faeries, and was easily recognizable because he rode a pony into the field.
- Damarwain Famur the Incomprehensible, a personnel clerk in the “Eels of Blood” Scouting Battalion. Although safely behind friendly lines, he traded all of his unit's weapons for a fashionable coin purse, as he eschewed from his farm from the enemy's constant raids.