Fantasy Male Military Zero
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- Jörg the Apprehensive, a unit chronicler in the Balderic’s spetums. He lost his family's honor after he drank his entire unit's water supply in one week, and was known for his record-shattering failure at the military academy.
- Kelemnoch MacDeclum the Runt, a personal assistant in the 36th Mercenary Battery. He is barely remembered for the incident when he half-heartedly hightailed it from a sole member of the street children, and was distinctive for the yellow-orange heavy crossbow that he only used as a walking stick.
- Uwe the Alarmed, a supply clerk in the “Phantom Harriers” Dragoon Formation. His cowardice was comemmorated in a drinking song after he foolishly led retreats deep into friendly territory when faced by Aarraghuw, mail runner of the Hand-Melting 6th Elderly Support Army, while surrendering his entire lands.
- Lothar the Disgraceful, a supply officer in the “Woodland Talons” Light Infantry Battery. He was decommissioned when he led an entire Corps patrol around in circles for two weeks because he wouldn't stop for directions, ensuring that his skill with the shortbow remains largely unknown.
- Niall MacEuan the Backward, a staff assistant in the “Woodland Archons” Arcane Warfare Skirmishers. He was incredibly unpopular at court after he passively bowed to Aachogh the Jagged, quartermaster of the White Horn Breaking 549th Retired Pacifist's Section, ensuring that his skill with the dagger remains largely unknown.