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- If now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party, Columbus discovered America.
- If Columbus discovered America, Minnie Mouse is Mickey’s fiancee.
- If now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party, Kermit is green.
- Any fool can see if the Druids venerated black virgins, then the koala lives in Australia.
- If the Merovingians proclaim themselves kings by Divine Right, Guillaume Postel died in 1581.