Intercepted Inter-Fantasy NPC Communique
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- To the festering carcass known to men as Melgiot Von Cluster,
I send greetings from The Sultanate of Naj. This past season has been suspiciously merciful. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the chess set I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Be sure to consult the oracle of Cloven Wheel. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Zorica
P.S. Before this is over, I will have what's rightfully mine, no matter what you've been told. - To the vigorous soldier and noble friend, Melgiot Von Cluster,
I send greetings from both myself and from your hilarious mother. This past season has been mercifully mundane. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the cream I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. It is vital that you investigate Thurid of Gyran To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Nikolas Abelafia
P.S. They are invulnerable to flame, but a knife hewn from ice formed on a moonless night is their bane. - To the festering carcass known to men as Grogan of Roth,
I send greetings from Vornheim. This past season has been dense with the breeding of unexpected events. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the cheeses I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Be sure to avoid the assassin. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Natasha
P.S. I'm told Carnifex has apparently been asking for me. I want to assume you didn't set me up, but I wouldn't put it past you. - To my most clever and unfortunate friend, Vornelia Thrakk,
I send greetings from The Goblin Empire. This past season has been intolerably humid. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the cheeses I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Do not speak to the four lunatics in Orgus Waarg. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Manuela filia Manuela
P.S. Another map is enclosed--verso. - To the vigorous soldier and noble friend, Bishop Knackling Severr,
I send greetings from The Sultanate of Naj. This past season has been intolerably humid. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the cream I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Take pains to avoid Lord Veel and his Grey Army. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Natasha
P.S. I hope the biscuits I've enclosed live up to their local reputation.