Intercepted Inter-Fantasy NPC Communique
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- To your esteemed eminence, Thagan Treer,
I send greetings from Nephilidia. This past season has been (I have no doubt) a black joke perpetrated on this family by the omnipotent author of all things. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the instructions I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. It is vital that you investigate Mobulus Fantom, the Thrusting Orc. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Domma Portia
P.S. Another map is enclosed--verso. - To the vigorous soldier and noble friend, Bishop Knackling Severr,
I send greetings from Cobalt Reach. This past season has been intolerably humid. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the claw I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Do not speak to anyone who might possess any knowledge concerning your current condition. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Eki of Bjornaer
P.S. Another map is enclosed--verso. - To the most resolute Igra Belbent, Ninth of Hogg,
I send greetings from The Sultanate of Naj. This past season has been mercifully mundane. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the claw I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Seek the counsel of the Blind Mirror. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Repugnata
P.S. Veska is a spy. - To your esteemed eminence, Grogan of Roth,
I send greetings from Cobalt Reach. This past season has been (I have no doubt) a black joke perpetrated on this family by the omnipotent author of all things. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the cheeses I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. It is vital that you investigate the oracle of Cloven Wheel. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Domma Portia
P.S. It's in the third drawer down behind the knife. - To my most clever and unfortunate friend, Grogan of Roth,
I send greetings from Frothingforth gaol. This past season has been suspiciously merciful. I trust that the news of recent events here has reached you, and I likewise trust you received the cream I sent earlier, for otherwise you would be entirely unable to read the words I now set down. Though I am indeed made weary by the strain of maintaining this deception, I see the necessity in it, as, I am certain, do you. Be sure to consult Mobulus Fantom, the Thrusting Orc. To do otherwise is to risk what little you have left.
Your most humble servant,
Bogglewheel Von Stock
P.S. I hope the biscuits I've enclosed live up to their local reputation.