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- Cursing Armor: not to be confused with Cursed Armor, this is fine magical armor, of excellent craftsmanship and with magical protection bonuses. Its name comes from a curse emblazoned on its chest, in runes of glowing magical flame that shine through any covering. Written in the pure celestial tongue, the message can be understood by all sentient beings, but is beyond the pale, utterly unacceptable in any civilized society. Anyone seeing it will be shocked by its transcendental rudeness
- Cloak of Lava: This appears to be a thick cloak of fairly simple construction. When the command word is spoken, the cloak turns into an equal volume patch of fiery hot molten lava. The transformation is one way only, so each cloak of this kind functions only once. Caution, do not speak command word while wearing cloak
- Porcelain Pig of Prosperity: This poorly painted porcelain pig figurine appears to be the work of an artistically disinclined student. When you place a single coin in the pigs small slotted mouth and leave it there until the next sunrise, two coins exactly like the original can be found in the pigs slotted rump. The coin in the pigs mouth is gone. When you gently polish the pig and gleefully mutter the phrase “Give me, give me! Pork, pork! Now! Now! Now!” the porcelain pig grows and permanently transforms into a succulent, aromatic, roasted hog large enough to feed 30 people. Inside the roasted hogs intestine can always be found a new Porcelain Pig of Prosperity
- The Edge of Decay: Despite the awesome name, this is just an enchanted kitchen knife with a six-inch blade. When used to slice any food item, the food magically transmutes itself to a state of being ready to go bad. Bread becomes slightly stale; cheese, a touch moldy; vegetables limp, and meat slightly “off”. This is so whether the ingredient was fresh or a years-old, desiccated, moldy husk. The sliced food is always safe to eat, but never tasty. As a safety precaution, the knife’s enchantment has no effect on living beings. (Though it can be handy for confounding forensics in murder investigations.)
- Helm of Gravity Nullification: Gives you the ability to fly higher than any other creature. The manufacturer however disavows responsibility should the helm and its wearer leave orbit!