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- Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you, it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- When Jack Bauer eats out, his favorite meal is Chinese. Not the food, the people.
- As a child, Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead … once.
- When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.
- The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.