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- Take heed, parishioners! the Duchess wishes it be known that owning a giraffe without a permit has been declared optional! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of having your legs broken.
- Take heed, parishioners! His Royal Highness wishes it be known that causing an affray has been declared compulsory! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of no less than ten days in the royal torture chamber.
- Be it known that the Sister has hereby decreed that the practice of owning a toad without a permit is compulsory. Transgression of this most sacred and godly rule is punishable by spending three months in the city cesspit.
- Take heed, parishioners! the Patriarch wishes it be known that theft has been declared compulsory! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of being drawn and quartered.
- All citizens are advised that loitering is now compulsory. Failure to obey shall be punished by disemboweling and having your innards made into sausages. This edict is effective immediately, by order of the Governor.