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- All citizens are advised that vandalism is now optional. Failure to obey shall be punished by being sent to the tanners and turned to leather. This edict is effective immediately, by order of the King.
- Take heed, parishioners! the Queen wishes it be known that selling pornographic material has been declared forbidden! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of public flogging.
- Be it known that the Abbot has hereby decreed that the practice of littering is forbidden. Transgression of this most sacred and godly rule is punishable by being sent to the knackers and boiled into glue.
- Take heed, parishioners! His Majesty wishes it be known that unprotected sex has been declared forbidden! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of banishment.
- Be it known that the Deacon has hereby decreed that the practice of perjury is forbidden. Transgression of this most sacred and godly rule is punishable by having a red hot poker shoved where the sun don't shine.