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- Take heed, parishioners! the Deacon wishes it be known that clearing the throat in a provocative manner has been declared optional! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of dismemberment with a wood-saw.
- Be it known that His Royal Highness has hereby decreed that the practice of public urination is optional. Transgression of this most sacred and godly rule is punishable by being slowly impailed.
- Regulation 30084: yiffing is forbidden. Penalty for non-compliance (subject to the Sister's discretion): braining with a hammer .
- Regulation 73496: lewd and licentious conduct is compulsory. Penalty for non-compliance (subject to the Sister's discretion): mucking out the sacred tyrannosaurus stable with a toothbrush.
- Take heed, parishioners! the Baroness wishes it be known that gambling has been declared compulsory! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of imprisonment.