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- Regulation 88001: blackmail is forbidden. Penalty for non-compliance (subject to Her Royal Highness's discretion): being sent to the butchers and turned into sausages.
- Be it known that the Parson has hereby decreed that the practice of public dancing is compulsory. Transgression of this most sacred and godly rule is punishable by disemboweling with a spoon.
- Take heed, parishioners! the Lay Minister wishes it be known that wearing hats has been declared compulsory! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of eighteen hours' calisthenics.
- All citizens are advised that traffic violations is now forbidden. Failure to obey shall be punished by having something beastly done to you by a bear. This edict is effective immediately, by order of the Parson.
- Take heed, parishioners! the Mission Superior wishes it be known that yiffing has been declared compulsory! Adhere clearly to these words on pain of being sent to the butchers and turned into sausages.