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- I once met a man of Cologne,
Who had such an enormous stone,
He suprised a radiator
and flew off in a alligator
And fell off into the bone. - There was an old man of New York,
He shouted loud for a stalk,
He shot down the radiator
and climbed into a alligator
It was an astonishing fork. - There was an old man of Peru,
If you stepped on his shoe,
He hadn't a radiator
and hadn't a alligator
And fell off into the zoo. - I knew a young man from Peru,
If you stepped on his shoe,
He climbed into a stare
and hadn't a care
And fell off into the zoo. - Have you heard of the man from Moon,
When ever he touched his tune,
He hadn't a hair
and shot down the wear
And jumped off into the loon.