Magical Pilgrimage Generator

Magical Pilgrimage Generator

• Locate and Study These Items (1d4)

  1. the swaying pattern of a scale measuring the weight of blood against feathers
  2. the flame of a candle set on the skull of a ?
  3. an augury of muskrat bones and smashed grapes
  4. the ridges on a narwhals horn

  Gather These for the Journey (1d6)

  1. the residual essence of thirteen moonbeams
  2. the residual essence of thirteen moonbeams
  3. 4 strands of hair for a jilted lover (yours)
  4. a caltrop that has injured a centaur
  5. a talking rabbit
  6. a silken parasol owned by a widow

  You Shall Bear the Mark of the Supplicant

  by festooning crushed, glittering jewels in your hair and smearing your beard with honey

  You Shall Travel

  South to a crossroads of sweet salt

  Where You Shall

  1 days, you shall arrange various rocks you will find there into a shrine to magical knowledge.
  When a rabbit runs up and then naps, a turtle plods on by later while the rabbit sleeps
  you might be tasked with waltzing with them in the moonlight
  and perhaps they will give you a migraine lose spell slot for adventure

  What You Seek Shall Be Revealed

  when you go meditate at (roll location)

  Optional: All Your Days You Shall Be Marked

  Minor Prohibition: The spirits have placed a prohibition on the Wizard in exchange for power, though it’s not major. Examples include: Never using firearms, never touching a cat, only drinking alcoholic beverages (or abstaining from them). Failure to abide by this prohibition will result in the inability of the caster to ever again cast the spell learned in exchange for the prohibition (including variants of it or versions found in spell books/scrolls).

• Locate and Study These Items (1d4)

  1. the tickle of swallowed live centipedes down your throat
  2. the scales of a fish caught by hand in a frozen creek
  3. the rainwater collected in the leaves of the man lashing willow
  4. old maps of the area

  Gather These for the Journey (1d6)

  1. a jewel the size of a mockingbirds egg
  2. someone you have shot and wounded to accompany you
  3. a bag of stolen gold
  4. a caltrop that has injured a centaur
  5. a new hat in a pastel color
  6. a white sow with a velvet bonnet

  You Shall Bear the Mark of the Supplicant

  by bearing a scroll of ? pinned to your back

  You Shall Travel

  South-East to a hanging rock of impure dreams

  Where You Shall

  7 days, you shall sit on top of a column found there.
  When a tornado, sweeps you up, take damage, and you are dropped in an obelisk of silver bubbles
  you might be tasked with studying your spellbook for hidden writings
  and perhaps they will give you a bottle of brandy, burns insides with fire damage

  What You Seek Shall Be Revealed

  in the cast moving shadow of a red globes lantern

  Optional: All Your Days You Shall Be Marked

  Major Obsession. Wizard develops a dangerous or antisocial obsession such as pyromania, suicidal bravery or vampirism.

• Locate and Study These Items (1d4)

  1. old maps of the area
  2. the ridges on a narwhals horn
  3. the petal patterns in a hundred blooming roses
  4. the rainwater collected in the leaves of the man lashing willow

  Gather These for the Journey (1d6)

  1. a wagon made of iron and a team of oxen stout enough to pull it
  2. a silken parasol owned by a widow
  3. a 7 toed cat in a waistcoat
  4. a talking rabbit
  5. 4 strands of hair for a jilted lover (yours)
  6. a jewel the size of a mockingbirds egg

  You Shall Bear the Mark of the Supplicant

  by bearing a scroll of ? pinned to your back

  You Shall Travel

  South-West to a way-stop of starry sights

  Where You Shall

  3 days, you shall carve arcane star maps in the earth, fill the celestial points with gems .
  When a tornado, sweeps you up, take damage, and you are dropped in a swamp of bright feathers
  you might be tasked with journeying to a way-stop of gilded turtles
  and perhaps they will give you a shoes of wrong direction (get lost)

  What You Seek Shall Be Revealed

  folded up in your pocket when you are looking for something else

  Optional: All Your Days You Shall Be Marked

  Minor Prohibition: The spirits have placed a prohibition on the Wizard in exchange for power, though it’s not major. Examples include: Never using firearms, never touching a cat, only drinking alcoholic beverages (or abstaining from them). Failure to abide by this prohibition will result in the inability of the caster to ever again cast the spell learned in exchange for the prohibition (including variants of it or versions found in spell books/scrolls).

• Locate and Study These Items (1d4)

  1. the swaying pattern of a scale measuring the weight of blood against feathers
  2. barn owls hunting mice during a storm
  3. the crying of 13 babies at feeding time
  4. the crying of 13 babies at feeding time

  Gather These for the Journey (1d6)

  1. the closest blood relative of the last person you blasted with magic
  2. 4 strands of hair for a jilted lover (yours)
  3. 7 goats or a mated pair of guard goats
  4. a new hat in a pastel color
  5. wind in a bag
  6. a 7 toed cat in a waistcoat

  You Shall Bear the Mark of the Supplicant

  by following a tabbard-wearing, cowbell-ringing herald

  You Shall Travel

  South to a crossroads of blubber

  Where You Shall

  2 days, you shall pound sand (in a leather bag with a wooden hammer).
  When a flight of rainbow plumaged birds who squawk from a high vantage point
  you might be tasked with racing them to a well of starry sights
  and perhaps they will give you a marzipan baby, animated and crying, messy, hungry

  What You Seek Shall Be Revealed

  drawing detailed star maps on a moonless night, there are words

  Optional: All Your Days You Shall Be Marked

  Geas: The wizard owes the spirits something and best do it for them. Might be something as simple as drawing water from a certain stream or eating a certain food, might be complicated, like hunting down an ancient lich.

• Locate and Study These Items (1d4)

  1. a weaver's loom operated by a blind weaver
  2. an augury of muskrat bones and smashed grapes
  3. the laughter of an assassin
  4. the rolling of pebbles in the river

  Gather These for the Journey (1d6)

  1. a bag of stolen gold
  2. the closest blood relative of the last person you blasted with magic
  3. the closest blood relative of the last person you blasted with magic
  4. a bag of stolen gold
  5. a caltrop that has injured a centaur
  6. the residual essence of thirteen moonbeams

  You Shall Bear the Mark of the Supplicant

  by toting a bag of live chickens in your left hand

  You Shall Travel

  South-East to a crossroads of weeping

  Where You Shall

  2 days, you shall walk backwards in tight circles until you pass out.
  When 6 mourning dwarves carrying picks, shovels and a lead casket
  you might be tasked with befriending an enemy
  and perhaps they will give you a bottle of brandy, protection from cold

  What You Seek Shall Be Revealed

  a large albino catfish will sing it to you

  Optional: All Your Days You Shall Be Marked

  Withered. The spirits demand life force for knowledge – wizard permanently loses 1D4+2 HP and develops a cadaverous appearance.