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- If you rearrange the letters in Mr. T, he’ll break you.
- Gravity doesn’t exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay down. Birds and planes are exempt because they are shaped like Ts.
- Mr. T isn’t actually black. The sun is just afraid to shine on him.
- You can run, but you can’t hide. Because Mr. T is already there.
- Mr. T doesn’t screw in lightbulbs. He holds it in place while the room spins around in fear.