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- Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet.
- Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,
Upon them inscribed, “I pity the fool.”. - Mr. T’s need for gold chains caused the U.S. government to go off the gold standard. There just wasn’t enough gold to split between Mr. T and the treasury, and no fool denies Mr. T his bling.
- Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender briefly caused him to forget which letter he was.
- The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.