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- Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender briefly caused him to forget which letter he was.
- Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.
- Mr. T once biked around North America, beating Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France time by 3 and a half hours. When questioned about this amazing feat his only comment was “France is for fools!”.
- Mr. T isn’t actually black. The sun is just afraid to shine on him.
- The red markings on the classic A-Team van weren’t paint, but blood from a fool who messed with Mr. T.