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- Due to angering amphibians, the scalp will start to turn amber and swell up, then the lymph nodes will begin to sprout plant life and convert to mithril. As the infection spreads, mobility decreases, but value increases. The only known cure is to attempt to bargain with the infection if possible
- Eating some bad fish will cause the eyes to secrete a filthy burnt orange exudate as the bowels also turn to a nutritious cream-colored custard that heals the maladies of others. The only known cure is to eat of a rare and precious fruit
- The bite of a revenant will cause the joints to begin to release fungal spores, causing madness and a desire to climb trees. The only known cure is to sing a particular hymn
- As a consequence of the bite of an unblessed baby, the lungs will ooze with cream-colored pus. The only known cure is to have sex
- Cannibalism will cause the anus to sprout plant life as the anus also begin to emit music by vibrating, until the skeletal system has shattered into dust. Sadly, there is no known cure