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- It has been 30 years since the long winter began, and 9 weeks since your group set out, heading towards Fort Smith AR-OK. You are traversing the wasteland in a spike-covered Jeep. Inside, you have 1 golden lawn dart, a detachable penis and a canned ham. You have just come from the ruins of Tampa-St Petersburg-Clearwater FL, where a mysterious drifter joined your group.
- It has been 30 years since plagues decimated humanity, and 7 months since your group set out, heading towards Steubenville-Weirton OH-WV. You are traversing the ash-strewn wasteland in an up-armored R.V. Inside, you have a car battery, a sealed, intact 40-oz bottle of Thunderbird and a blown-glass “tobacco pipe”. You have just come from the ruins of Clarksville-Hopkinsville TN-KY, where another scavenger party stole the machinery parts you were transporting.
- It has been 10 years since an alien invasion, and 7 years since your group set out, heading towards Reno NV. You are traversing the ash-strewn wasteland in a gasping tour bus. Inside, you have a can of paint (40L), a backpack full of Nerf guns, a 14.4k modem, top of the line,11 seeds (for fruit trees), a backpack full of commie propagander, a toothbrush, a 10-pack of cheap razor blades, astronaut ice cream - 1 packages and a Mason jar containing 2 pickled eggs. You have just come from the ruins of State College PA, where you were attacked by insane robots.
- It has been 40 years since the long winter began, and 2 years since your group set out, heading towards Binghamton NY. You are traversing the frozen wasteland in an up-armored R.V. Inside, you have a backpack full of canned food (no labels), a glue-on fake beard, a backpack full of Nerf guns,a Mickey Mouse hat with ears, a can of hairspray, a lawnmower, a 8-ball of dubious heroin (strong fruity smell; off-reddish color), a tuxedo and an Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide (1986) bound in human skin. You have just come from the ruins of Charlottesville VA, where you were attacked by cannibalistic survivors.
- It has been 40 years since the long winter began, and 10 days since your group set out, heading towards Billings MT. You are traversing the frozen wasteland in a barely-functional Abrams tank. Inside, you have a cat, a pitted and corroded hood ornament of a Rolls-Royce, a glow-in-the-dark checker set,a fancy scarf, 2 chickens, a box of matches, a wrestling mask, a tube of anti-bacterial cream and a rusted PANCOR jackhammer assault shotgun, will explode if fired, still intimidating as hell. You have just come from the ruins of Cedar Rapids IA, where your previous mode of transport, a ambulance, died.