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- It has been 30 years since the earth opened up, and hell spewed forth, and 11 weeks since your group set out, heading towards Anniston AL. You are traversing the ash-strewn wasteland in an up-armored Jeep. Inside, you have nothing but the clothes on your backs. You have just come from the ruins of Seattle-Tacoma-Bremerton WA, where your previous mode of transport, a tour bus, died.
- It has been 20 years since "The Donald" was inaugurated, and 5 seasons since your group set out, heading towards Davenport-Moline-Rock Island IA-IL. You are traversing the dessert wasteland in a dilapidated R.V. Inside, you have a container of salt, a guitar, a pair of pom-poms,an Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide (1986) bound in human skin, a 20-lb. sack of ammonium nitrate, a piece of “As Seen on TV” exercise equipment: Ronco Veg-O-Matic, a Mickey Mouse hat with ears, a birdcage and one neon-colored snap-bracelet. You have just come from the ruins of Cincinnati-Hamilton OH-KY-IN, where your previous mode of transport, a SUV, died.
- It has been 20 years since plagues decimated humanity, and 11 years since your group set out, heading towards Gainesville FL. You are traversing the forested wasteland in an up-armored Humvee. Inside, you have binoculars, Maxi Pads (economy size box of 71) and a kayaking oar. You have just come from the ruins of Montgomery AL, where you discovered a cache of old-world relics.
- It has been 30 years since the long winter began, and 7 moons since your group set out, heading towards Boston-Worcester-Lawrence MA-NH-ME-CT. You are traversing the tundra wasteland in a retrofitted firetruck. Inside, you have a “Collected Sayings of the Grognards 1967-1971”, a razor wire-wrapped Louisville Slugger™ - does 1 damage. Opponents with 2 hd or lower must make saving throw or soil themselves, a fender from a sports car,a razor wire-wrapped Louisville Slugger™ - does 3 damage. Opponents with 2 hd or lower must make saving throw or soil themselves, a self-help book, a backpack full of Nerf guns, a shotgun, a puppy dog and an elaborate mandala made from fingernails superglued to a board and painted with about 100 different shades of nail polish. You have just come from the ruins of San Antonio TX, where you discovered a cache of weapons.
- It has been 40 years since an alien invasion, and 10 weeks since your group set out, heading towards Williamsport PA. You are traversing the dessert wasteland in a stolen 18-wheeler. Inside, you have nothing but the clothes on your backs. You have just come from the ruins of Pensacola FL, where you discovered a cache of drugs.