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- Bobbys Game Parlor in Westside has diluted sweetened scotch flavored synth-ahol on tap tonight just 3 NY per pint, cranberry Schnapps 10 NY per pitcher, and the menu has caramelized acorn squash flavored tofu on a bed of leftover Chinese General Tsao's potatoes and asparagus flavored soy cube, served on mock-manicotti noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Umeki Rei she is dressed in worn military fatigues, their hair is shaggy, and they have expensive jewelry; their ethnicity is South American.. She is a Human. The bar is home to a notable runner, sitting in the back corner.
- BJ's in Northside Barrens has diluted apple Soy-Nectar on tap tonight just 4 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), Plain brew rum flavored soy grog just 5 NY per bottle, and the menu has leftover seasoned mock-sweet potatoes, served on mock-linguini noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Martin Twomey he is dressed in ripped clothing, their hair is cut and propper, and they have stretched ear piercings; their ethnicity is Japanese/Korean.. He is a Dwarf. The bar is home to a notable runner, sitting in the back corner.
- Club Left Hand in Southside has Brandegrain’s grog on tap tonight just 2 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), gin 5 NY per pitcher, and the menu has leftover braised sprouts flavored soy cube salad on a bed of leftover spit-Roasted mock-eggplant, served with dried cactus fruit flavored cubes. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Gina Grasso she is dressed in worn military fatigues, their hair is an afro, and they have an exposed midriff; their ethnicity is Anglo-American.. She is a Troll.
- Jenny Hamill's Pub has Summer brew India Pale flavored rice beer on tap tonight just 1 NY per pint, brandy just 3 NY per bottle, and the menu has undercooked Vindaloo devil Rat casserole made of radishes flavored soy cube and broccoli flavored tofu, served on mock-egg noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Karloff LeGarde he is dressed in short shorts, their hair is shaggy, and they have a fu man chu; their ethnicity is European.. He is a Human.
- Thelma Shoemaker's Hole has red grape swill on tap tonight just 6 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), Node's Brew swill two for ones 4 NY, and the menu has leftover spiced soy cube stuffed with dandelion greens flavored soy cube on a bed of raw endives flavored tofu, served on soy like rice Noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Ol’ Qwerty Raster she is dressed in skintight jumpsuit, their hair is a mohawk, and they have interesting piercings; their ethnicity is African.. She is a Human.