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- Steamboat Lines in Eastside has diluted Winter brew dwarvish ale on tap tonight just 6 NY per pint, Conwyr’s sarsparilla root flavored soy beer two for ones 3 NY, and the menu has undercooked leftover smoked beef Ribs casserole made of collard greens flavored tofu and mock-arugula with stewed dandelion greens, served with dried watermelon flavored cubes. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named We Will Roku she is dressed in high fashion dress, their hair is cut and clean, and they have interesting piercings; their ethnicity is Hispanic-American.. She is a Troll.
- Jodi Turner's Hole has barley and grain spirits flavored synth-ahol on tap tonight just 9 NY per pint, diluted moonshine whiskey 10 NY per pitcher, and the menu has leftover raw rat stuffed with jalapenos on a bed of leftover cucumber flavored tofu. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Kristofer Daurizio he is dressed in worn military fatigues, their hair is in dreds, and they have kick ass attitude glasses; their ethnicity is Black American.. He is a Orc. The bar is home to a notable Street Sam, sitting in the back corner.
- Mississippi Jazz Club in Downtown has The Tongue-Assaultin’ Elf swill on tap tonight just 12 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), moonshine flavored synth-ahol two for ones 3 NY, and the menu has smoked pickled giant rainbow trout flavored tofu soup with leftover Vindaloo radishes flavored soy cube, served on soy like spaghetti noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Paul Tyler he is dressed in high fashion tux, their hair is a mohawk, and they have kick ass attitude glasses; their ethnicity is Hispanic-American.. He is a Troll. The bar is home to a notable Street Sam, sitting in the back corner.
- Purity in Westside has diluted Squid Secret Recipe bitter beer on tap tonight just 8 NY per pint, diluted absinthe two for ones 4 NY, and the menu has dried out leftover leg of Lamb flavored Tofu, cucumber flavored soy cube and eggplant flavored tofu kebabs, served with apple flavored cubes. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named James Hines he is dressed in ripped clothing, their hair is in dreds, and they have a biker jacket; their ethnicity is Hispanic-American.. He is a Elf.
- Krieg Bar and Grill in Eastside has diluted herbed red wine on tap tonight just 3 NY per pint, chilled apple cider two for ones 3 NY, and the menu has overcooked leftover stewed spaghetti squash flavored soy cube stuffed with mustard greens flavored tofu with leftover Chinese General Tsao's radishes flavored tofu, served on soy like couscous. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Sidi ibn Zouman he is dressed in day worker clothes, their hair is shaggy, and they have a fu man chu; their ethnicity is South American.. He is a Human.