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- Deisel Harolds Distillery in the Northside Barrens has Kelf’s swill on tap tonight just 8 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), Stuffershack Blat Brew swill just 3 NY per bottle, and the menu has leftover bacon-flavored rat, served on mock-linguini noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Jack Oakes he is dressed in blue jeans, their hair is shaggy, and they have a leather jacker; their ethnicity is European.. He is a Troll. The bar is home to a notable Street Sam, sitting in the back corner. It smells like mildew in there.
- World Serpent in the Northside Barrens has kiwifruit Soy-Schnapps on tap tonight just 3 NY per pint, dry red vermouth wine 5 NY per pitcher, and the menu has slightly burnt steamed mock- apricots seasoned with cayenne and chives with Chop Suey mock-sunchoke. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named “Nacho Man” Randy Jackson she is dressed in piecemeal military fatigues, their hair is an afro, and they have a gaudy necklace; their ethnicity is Black American.. She is a Human. The bar is home to a notable runner, sitting in the back corner. It smells like something cooking in there.
- Mayslacks in the Northside Barrens has herbed & spiced bourbon whiskey on tap tonight just 5 NY per pint, diluted ambrosia just 5 NY per bottle, and the menu has undercooked sauteed devil Rat, mock-sweet potatoes and chard flavored tofu kebabs. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Notorious PHP she is dressed in form fitting combat armor, their hair is an afro, and they have crazy colored contacts; their ethnicity is Anglo-American.. She is a Dwarf. It smells like vomit in there.
- Tony Jaros in the Northside Barrens has diluted sour cherry Nectar on tap tonight just 3 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), white grape Soy-Schnapps 5 NY per pitcher, and the menu has spiced dandelion greens flavored tofu soup, served on mock-manicotti noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Malthe Petersen he is dressed in fancy suit, their hair is long and straight, and they have stretched ear piercings; their ethnicity is Chinese/South Asian.. He is a Human. It smells like sulfur in there.
- Freak Street in the Northside Barrens has spiced hot apple cider on tap tonight just 9 NY per pint (and 2 for 1's), Street Sammy's swill 5 NY per pitcher, and the menu has Mongolian pickled crab flavored tofu seasoned with green pepper and turmeric with pumpkin flavored tofu, served on mock-wheat noodles. for just 2 NY per bowlfull. The bartender is named Big Bing he is dressed in combat armor, their hair is in a ponytail, and they have tattoos; their ethnicity is Hispanic-American.. He is a Human. It smells like urine in there.