The Laundry Mission Generator Suite
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The characters’ mission is to follow-up on a previous Laundry operation - a bargain left unfulfilled. The operation will occur in the sewers. The characters must deal with a deadline (close of business on Friday). Eventually, it becomes apparent that someone is using an occult power or monster for personal or political gain - the supernatural is not the real threat here. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may work with unreliable allies such as weird Laundry staff. The overall situation is zymotic and degenerate. - ///--- Clearance CAVALCADE OGRE Eyes Only ---///
The characters’ mission is to investigate suspected activity of ANNING BLUE SKULL. The operation will occur in an industrial estate. The characters must deal with a paperclip audit (the characters must account for all equipment used, including paperclips). Eventually, it becomes apparent that this is a power play by a rival department in the Laundry, like Human Resources. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may work with unreliable allies such as OCN spies. The overall situation is incongruent and nameless. - ///--- Clearance JERICHO TACITURN PEARL Eyes Only ---///
The characters’ mission is to audit another government agency for possession. The operation will occur in the suburbs of a city. The characters must deal with the absurdly insufficient budget issued for the mission. Eventually, it becomes apparent that there is a localised minima in the dimensional barriers - things are leaking in from the Outside. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may not be who (s)he appears to be, and is in fact a clone. The overall situation is ichorous and cancerous. - ///--- Clearance ORANGE DRAGON COPPER Eyes Only ---///
The characters’ mission is to recruit a potential asset. The operation will occur on a road. The characters must deal with a mistaken identity (Head Office assigns the wrong character(s) to the mission, assuming the the nebbish computer tech is an SAS-trained killing machine). Eventually, it becomes apparent that a recent event - earthworks at a supermarket, a cleanup in a university library, an archaeological expedition - has unearthed something ghastly. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may go undercover in the Jeremy Kyle show. The overall situation is protoplasmic and ghastly. - ///--- Clearance BOXCAR VENOM Eyes Only ---///
The characters’ mission is to investigate a suspicious death or disappearance of a Laundry officer or a person of interest. The operation will occur in an isolated village. The characters must deal with close scrutiny from the minister (whatever the mission result is, it must be spun in a politically positive way). Eventually, it becomes apparent that a third party, such as a dangerous cult, is conducting occult rites and experiments. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may be besieged at a government building, with enemies all around. The overall situation is eldritch and unspeakable.