The Laundry Mission Generator Suite

The Laundry Mission Generator Suite

• ///--- Clearance SERPENT GOLD VENOM Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to conduct a training exercise or course. The operation will occur on a road. The characters must deal with an incomplete breifing (the missing information turns up a little too late to be useful). Eventually, it becomes apparent that the Laundry is using the characters as bait to lure some foe out of hiding. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may are unaware that an important asset is hiding that they are a parallel-universe counterpart. The overall situation is eldritch and unspeakable.
• ///--- Clearance SWORD HORSE Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to investigate a queer feeling from Predictive Branch. The operation will occur overseas. The characters must deal with an incomplete breifing (the missing information turns up a little too late to be useful). Eventually, it becomes apparent that there is a localised minima in the dimensional barriers - things are leaking in from the Outside. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may not be who (s)he appears to be, and is in fact possessed. The overall situation is ungainly and mouldering.
• ///--- Clearance OGRE SERPENT HORSE Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to investigate evidence of sorcery. The operation will occur in the alleyways and backstreets of a city. The characters must deal with the knowledge that Legal Affairs has their eyes on the characters (any breaches of the law will be treated especially seriously). Eventually, it becomes apparent that a third party, such as a clueless sorcerer or cabal, is conducting occult rites and experiments. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may face a really big monster that has to be taken down with artillery. The overall situation is writhing and quivering.
• ///--- Clearance BAYONET SPEAR THUMBSCREW Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to retrieve a PLUTO KOBOLD lightning gun. The operation will occur in a cave. The characters must deal with incorrect documentation or equipment issue. Eventually, it becomes apparent that the Laundry is using the characters as bait to lure some foe out of hiding. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may perform an impossible heist such as penetrating a bank vault. The overall situation is cancerous and zymotic.
• ///--- Clearance ARROW LAMBSKIN Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to audit a Laundry facility or regional office for possession. The operation will occur at a corporate office. The characters must deal with the absurdly insufficient budget issued for the mission. Eventually, it becomes apparent that the Laundry is using the characters as bait to lure some foe out of hiding. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may go undercover in high society. The overall situation is ghastly and cancerous.