The Laundry Mission Generator Suite

The Laundry Mission Generator Suite

• ///--- Clearance BOXCAR DANUBE Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to investigate a queer feeling from Predictive Branch. The operation will occur overseas. The characters must deal with an order to make a full report to a committee (during or after the mission). Eventually, it becomes apparent that a third party, such as a dangerous cult, is conducting occult rites and experiments. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may be besieged on the shoreline, with enemies all around. The overall situation is writhing and mottled.
• ///--- Clearance YELLOW SPEAR Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to conduct a field experiment. The operation will occur on a farm. The characters must deal with a review of a previous mission in minute detail. Eventually, it becomes apparent that another species, such as a Level Four Entity, is/are doing something nasty. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may not be who (s)he appears to be, and is in fact a spy for a rival department. The overall situation is ungainly and pustular.
• ///--- Clearance AZURE VOID Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to retrieve the Sacrificial Portents of the Old Ones. The operation will occur in a secure area. The characters must deal with an order to field test experimental equipment. Eventually, it becomes apparent that this is a power play by a rival department in the Laundry, like Human Resources. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may be ordered to do something that goes against their beliefs or conscience such as the murder of innocents. The overall situation is fecund and sightless.
• ///--- Clearance ARCHER BOXCAR RED Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to support a local Laundry officer with an ongoing situation. The operation will occur in a prison. The characters must deal with a mistaken identity (Head Office assigns the wrong character(s) to the mission, assuming the the nebbish computer tech is an SAS-trained killing machine). Eventually, it becomes apparent that the Laundry is using the characters as bait to lure some foe out of hiding. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may perform an impossible heist such as breaking into a cult stronghold. The overall situation is howling and parasitic.
• ///--- Clearance AZURE SAMOTHRACE Eyes Only ---///
  The characters’ mission is to investigate a queer feeling from Predictive Branch. The operation will occur in the commercial district of a city. The characters must deal with close scrutiny from the minister (whatever the mission result is, it must be spun in a politically positive way). Eventually, it becomes apparent that a third party, such as a clueless sorcerer or cabal, is conducting occult rites and experiments. Predictive Branch warns that a(the) character(s) may unexpectedly encounter a friend or family member. The overall situation is croaking and squamous.