Wampus Country Magic User Generator
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- offers everyone candy, hailed as "Hell-Weasel", passionate about tasting the blood of fallen foes, magically linked to a mean gymnure.
- waist-down paraplegic, hailed as "Efficient", passionate about unrequited love, magically linked to a deeply disturbed top hat.
- fancy ruff collar, hailed as "Hell-Weasel", passionate about hallucinogens, magically linked to a grandstanding cockerel.
- uses invisible servant to complete even the most basic tasks, hailed as "Spiteful", passionate about recreational alchemy, magically linked to a bubble-headed tortoise.
- prosthetic hand, hailed as "Doctor", passionate about literature, magically linked to a nervous cardinal.