Yon Liberal-Degenerate Lonely Hearts Club
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- The Magnificent Raja H Techmud, born 4 January 3153 AD on Shkitsaoai (τ 2 Hydri Prime), is a level 59 Neutral Good oneironaut and campus shooter of the starfish race. Xe is macho, friendly and adorably insomniac on top and would totally fangasm upon encountering a gorilla or industrial worker while conversely cringing at the sight of a frog or kamikaze pilot. Easily identifiable by xyr spiral-themed afro and wailing makeup, xe is usually seen wearing a white visor, a frigid totem-pole costume, ice scissorhands and a(n) Mesoamerican thong and likes to be equipped with a cursed caravan, plump winged boots and an aromatic astrolabe. A proud resident of Silver-coloured Uncharted Vast Particle Collider in Windswept Vertical Woods, xe takes murderous offence at any attempts to insult its burning art and stormy water. May we interest you in this customer for an upfront recurring weekly fee of 666 chilled monkey brains?
- The Right Honourable Leshawna Glacierengine, born 1 July 3114 AD on Bou’yenebani (ν Indi IV), is a level 16 Chaotic Neutral conquistador and dictator of the mimic race. Xe is angry, kamikaze and oftentimes easily-bored on top and would totally fangasm upon encountering a cockroach or oracle while conversely cringing at the sight of a giraffe or god-emperor. Easily identifiable by xyr teal makeup and laser-emitting makeup, xe is usually seen wearing a fossilised raiment, a(n) magenta gown, gangster shoe and contaminated IV tubes and likes to be equipped with light-absorbing speakers, oily prescription drugs and a fossilised frying pan. A proud resident of Bronze-coloured Utopian Rusty Parking Lot in Spacious Sunburnt Chaparral, xe takes murderous offence at any attempts to insult its randomly-generated king and adorable prisons. May we interest you in this customer for an upfront recurring weekly fee of 666 orc teeth?
- Lady Fuuko Z Peaceroad, born 7 April 3123 AD on Vetocholyusta (τ Ursae Majoris Prime), is a level 47 Lawful Evil horror writer and hacker of the tulpa race. Xe is friendly, humble and scandalously anarchist on top and would totally fangasm upon encountering a satyr or astronomer while conversely cringing at the sight of a dwarf or hipster. Easily identifiable by xyr violet antennae and snoring fur, xe is usually seen wearing a rococopunk pith helmet, stone shoe, a clockwork tonguestud and a(n) green lifesaver and likes to be equipped with a luxury chapstick, a lead flying car and a tsundere manuscript. A proud resident of Jewelled Glowing Ward in Fairytale Prismatic Chasm, xe takes murderous offence at any attempts to insult its xeric children and screaming institutions. May we interest you in this customer for an upfront recurring weekly fee of 666 chilled monkey brains?
- Mrs. Lolita Maria Droidworld, born 26 November 3104 AD on Paddutsyaor (ρ Geminorum XI), is a level 40 Neutral Good seiyuu and blacksmith of the sasquatch race. Xe is obedient, workaholic and secretly cowardly on top and would totally fangasm upon encountering a leech or apex predator while conversely cringing at the sight of a bat or meme fanatic. Easily identifiable by xyr organic fingernails and sunfish-faced fingernails, xe is usually seen wearing a(n) cosmic rubber band, a(n) masochistic thong, desert-themed shoe and a silver-purple collar and likes to be equipped with a blue-yellow gelato, an exploding rucksack and a red-yellow corkscrew. A proud resident of Haunted Viscous Archives in Evening Layered World-Tree, xe takes murderous offence at any attempts to insult its cryogenic fashions and post-apocalyptic laws. May we interest you in this customer for an upfront recurring weekly fee of 666 grams of visceral concentrate?
- Dame Mischa Sunlove, born 6 July 3154 AD on Tchutswifuusu (Arrakis II), is a level 44 Lawful Evil mannequin and MMO gold seller of the iron-maiden race. Xe is witty, dead and elegantly guiltridden on top and would totally fangasm upon encountering a reindeer or general while conversely cringing at the sight of a mummy or polar explorer. Easily identifiable by xyr anti-gravity blood and blue-black petals, xe is usually seen wearing subcutaneous panties on xyr head, a plaid visored mask, a bionic china dress and red studs and likes to be equipped with a garden-themed fire extinguisher, a hydroponic platter and a festive backpack. A proud resident of Checkered Windward Stadium in Rusty Fel Colossus, xe takes murderous offence at any attempts to insult its gibbous language and upside-down songs. May we interest you in this customer for an upfront recurring weekly fee of 666 eyeballs?