Courtney Campbell "On the NPC" Generator
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- Townsfolk:
Physical: Psoriasis, Eye twitch Personality: Feral, Obedient Physical: Claims royal ties, treats everyone like peasants
Adventurer:
Physical: Foppish, Clawed hands Personality: Tawdry, Ostentatious Physical: Exceedingly polite, interest in civility and manners. Knows many antiquated customs and shares. Not a dick about it.
Weird:
Physical: Has a tail, Green (or oddly colored) skin Personality: Dumb, Candid Physical: Low self-esteem over scars - Townsfolk:
Physical: Quiet voice, Colored hair Personality: Confused, Maudlin Physical: Interjects conversation with non-sequiturs, as if the answers suddenly occurred to him (“A broadsword! of course!” or “Brilliant! It was the Green tea!”). Denies that this occurs.
Adventurer:
Physical: Incongruous tattoo, Wearing bearskin Personality: Fierce, Coy Physical: Cries at the drop of a hat
Weird:
Physical: Eyes glow, Extra eyeballs Personality: Caustic, Individualist Physical: Has sex slave, constantly having slave do sex to them - Townsfolk:
Physical: Clothes are stained with blood, Cough Personality: Bossy, Paranoid Physical: Ailment, believes only cure is flesh of dragon heart
Adventurer:
Physical: Wearing a fancy cape, Wears armcuffs Personality: Contrary, Inattentive Physical: Helpful. Useful. Not pushy
Weird:
Physical: Teeth are black, Prosthetic limb Personality: Charming, Agreeable Physical: Constantly praising the gods. Talks about it given any opportunity - Townsfolk:
Physical: Tattoo, Chest, Shirtless/Scantly clad flabby Personality: Sardonic, Flirtatious Physical: Claims to cast magic spells, actually just shouting gibberish
Adventurer:
Physical: Ill fitting clothes, Head half shaved Personality: Uninhibited, Violent Physical: Ex-military, dissatisfied with civilian life
Weird:
Physical: Tourist (outer plane), Tourist (outer plane) Personality: Passionate, Sentimental Physical: Doesn’t like to get involved - Townsfolk:
Physical: Psoriasis, Clothes are stained with blood Personality: Grouchy, Tempestuous Physical: Undercover for some other agency
Adventurer:
Physical: Necklace of coins, Scowls constantly Personality: Self-effacing, Outgoing Physical: Keeps “Accidentally” setting fire to things
Weird:
Physical: Forked tongue, Child’s body Personality: Inquisitive, Merry Physical: Married to an enemy of the player characters