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- Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet.
- Mr. T once biked around North America, beating Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France time by 3 and a half hours. When questioned about this amazing feat his only comment was “France is for fools!”.
- Each capsule of Viagra contains one drop of Mr. T’s sweat.
- Mr. T was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us fools, who have to fight for it.
- You can run, but you can’t hide. Because Mr. T is already there.